{"product_id":"adulting-apparently-christmas-ornament-90617","title":"Adulting Apparently Funny Bottle Opener Ornament for Him","description":"\u003cp\u003e**ADULTING. APPARENTLY.**\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeing an adult means paying bills, making appointments, and occasionally needing a bottle opener.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny Christmas ornament features an antique brass-colored skeleton key that doubles as a working bottle opener, paired with a hand-stamped aluminum tag reading \"Adulting. Apparently.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a little bit of Christmas decoration and a little bit of something you'll actually use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for a first apartment, college graduation, new homeowner, or anyone who's technically an adult but still figuring things out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**DETAILS**\u003cbr\u003e- Antique brass-colored metal skeleton key bottle opener\u003cbr\u003e- Hand-stamped aluminum tag\u003cbr\u003e- Fixed phrase: \"Adulting. Apparently.\"\u003cbr\u003e- Choice of 2026 or no year\u003cbr\u003e- Red ribbon included for hanging\u003cbr\u003e- Functional bottle opener\u003cbr\u003e- Handmade and assembled in Rockaway Beach, NYC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**HOW TO ORDER**\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your year option:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 2026: The year is stamped on the tag as pictured.\u003cbr\u003e- No Year: The tag features only \"Adulting, Apparently.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe wording remains the same on every ornament.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**PLEASE NOTE**\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach aluminum tag is individually hand stamped, so slight variations in letter spacing, alignment, and impression depth are normal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe key has an antique brass-colored finish, while the tag is silver-toned aluminum.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Salt and Sparkle","offers":[{"title":"No Year","offer_id":67854912585948,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Add 2026","offer_id":67854912618716,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0432\/7777\/9094\/files\/il_fullxfull.8665710184_mzwm.jpg?v=1792593161","url":"https:\/\/www.saltandsparkle.com\/products\/adulting-apparently-christmas-ornament-90617","provider":"Salt and Sparkle","version":"1.0","type":"link"}